They used to come in separate packages. You had to mix the filling with a mortar and pestle, then assemble the tart part, seal it with some pastry glue-type stuff. It was very complicated.

There's no wife in the world who would tell you anything other than that. That's some kind of weird bet with your friends that she doesn't kill you for because you promise that you'll use the money for a present or good vacation or something. Even then, she's not cool with it.

She didn't look at all like Rachel. I thought Midge.

I think he's actually content doing both. If he had to have a role model, it would be Wallace Stevens. As I understand it, Stevens was offered a position as a poetry professor at Harvard but instead chose to remain an insurance executive who was also a nationally known poet. In Ken's mind, if he leaves the…

That's the title of the "Better Call Saul-"like spinoff to "Mad Men" coming next year. We see Peggy's high school job that led her to Sterling Cooper.

You want to see a weird MLK statue? Go to the Westchester County Courthouse in White Plains, NY. There's a statue of him in front. The face looks like him but it's squatty. Like they used Cotton from "King of the Hill" as the model.

I don't think I realized that was Hugh Laurie. For some reason, I always remembered it as Paxton Whitehead (the professor from Back to School). The more you know.

Duh. Everybody knows that.

I'm concerned. He may need to make a buckfast

This is the garden of make believe, the magical garden of make believe..

Which Doobie you be?

Jujubes? Jumanji?

How did Sir Topham Hatt get knighted? His trains were refusing to move or crashing through walls all the time, and all he ever did was get his suit fitted and eat toast with marmalade. I mean, I'm not British but I always thought there were SOME standards for knighthood.

My son used to do that too; that and challenge me to battles. Turtwig always used tackle and, no matter what I did, I lost. Basically, Pokemon with my son was like being the opposition candidate in a Russian election.

Get a Life is the only show my father ever identified by name during that era. Of course, he'd say, while I was watching, "Is that that Get a Life show? That's shit." But still he knew it.

You forgot Bing Crosby

The Marx Brothers grew up in Yorkville in Manhattan.

I grew up in Rockland County. Sole claim to fame - Connie Sellecca and both Landers sisters went to my junior high and high school.

I like both. Any channels that show "The Six Million Dollar Man" and "Taxi" work for me. It's just the commercials that make you feel old.

Also MEtv. Home of the self-lubricating catheter.