I'm a parent. Repeatedly saying "reeeeeeemarkable" is grounds for child abuse.

I live in Manhattan and grew up 25 miles north. The rules are simple. Only people from Manhattan are from "the City." People from the other boroughs do not say they are from "New York" or the "City." They say they're from whatever borough; people from Queens will sometimes say that they're from Forest Hills or…

My wife and a friend's were pregnant at the same time.  We bounced names back and forth for just that reason.

With Henry Fondle?

MICHAEL MILKEN AND I HAD SOMETHING TENDER AND WARM AND I WILL NOT HAVE THAT MEMORY SULLIED BY ACCUSATIONS OF RAPE!!!

@avclub-9d5f6881b7700a87a8be01e17552cebd:disqus She was all Bruce Springsteen's girlfriend in real life.

Julian Byng, is he any relation to Lady Byng of hockey fame?

Nadia Comaneci, Neil Young, Sammy Sosa and Charles Manson.

To keep in full tard, I would choose, "I am 2 Sam"

To keep in full tard, I would choose, "I am 2 Sam"

And one day, it is going to stop here, and a man is going to walk up and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk. And at that moment, we - and by we, I mean me - will be important.

And one day, it is going to stop here, and a man is going to walk up and casually toss a couple of FedExes on my desk. And at that moment, we - and by we, I mean me - will be important.