Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

But enough about Trump’s presidential campaign...

Okay. Whose the raging asshole who decided to dick around with a bunch of monkeys’ emotions? They’re goddamn monkeys! What did they ever do to warrant them being emotionally manipulated like this?!

I hope no one who claims to be a scientist signed off on that setup, because it seems cruel for no good reason.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

To be fair, a former USC/Tennessee/Raiders head coach taking a job at FAU finally feels about the trajectory he should be on. It’s even a paycut from his Alabama job, and generally coordinator jobs at ‘Bama tend to lead to HC gigs in power-5 conferences. This is, finally, him failing downward.

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

Still not as scary looking as these two

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

Oh god, please... I need more Tomsula in my life. (Plus it will keep him busy so he stops digging through the dumpster outside my apartment building.)

I thought the Christians, Jews, and Muslims co-owned Jerusalem, how did Amar’e get a slice of that sweet real estate.

Can’t blame the guy, I mean I considered retirement this morning when I stepped in a small puddle of water in my bathroom wearing socks

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

Personally, I don’t think a commissioner should get into any “Hall of Fame” unless they did something really significant. Sure, Selig kept baseball running fairly well, but he also oversaw a general decline in both ratings and attendance, and baseball going from being the #1 sport in America to #2 behind the NFL.…