What’s the best Age to have kids? Never.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

To be fair, a former USC/Tennessee/Raiders head coach taking a job at FAU finally feels about the trajectory he should be on. It’s even a paycut from his Alabama job, and generally coordinator jobs at ‘Bama tend to lead to HC gigs in power-5 conferences. This is, finally, him failing downward.

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

Oh god, please... I need more Tomsula in my life. (Plus it will keep him busy so he stops digging through the dumpster outside my apartment building.)

I thought the Christians, Jews, and Muslims co-owned Jerusalem, how did Amar’e get a slice of that sweet real estate.

Can’t blame the guy, I mean I considered retirement this morning when I stepped in a small puddle of water in my bathroom wearing socks

I think it’s about the same as your job security as Provider of Working Links.

Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

Personally, I don’t think a commissioner should get into any “Hall of Fame” unless they did something really significant. Sure, Selig kept baseball running fairly well, but he also oversaw a general decline in both ratings and attendance, and baseball going from being the #1 sport in America to #2 behind the NFL.…

He’s not wrong, though. It’s not an ascot.

wearing an ascot and toting a glass of wine.

I want to laugh at that video and make jokes about Donald Trump’s America, but the lady holding the kid just makes me want to curl up and cry.

This is exactly why I would never take my kid to a NFL game. All I could think about is one of these drunk, Trump supporting assholes rolling over my rail-thin son and smothering him. I’d hate to have to beat 10lbs off of someone just to make sure my kid doesn’t suffocate.

aren’t we glad we didn’t elect some WOMAN who would be worried about her appearance all the time instead of concentrating on her job?!!!

But it wasn’t on an email server, so at least we know we are safe and secure, right?