Fuck you guys.

Once shots were fired, however, the station quickly cut to Rudy Giuliani at a conference.

This is all very sad, because: Craig Sager is probably going to die. You’re not supposed to say or write things like that, because no one likes to be made to think about it. I hate that line of thought, because it’d be better for everyone if we could discuss cancer and illness and dying from a mature and candid…

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

“I like to bet on horses, I like to bet on dogs,” Sager told the Associated Press. “I’ve bet on a lot of things with a lot higher odds than this.”

This has zero to do with this post but I’m watching a documentary about Babe Ruth and it turns out he was shot in the leg in a bar by his mistress. So if you ever get the question what do Aqib Talib, Plaxico Burress and Babe Ruth have in common? The answer is they all suffered a gun shot wound to their leg in a bar.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

Derek Jeter isn’t mowing fuck-all.

C'mon Drew, 100 bucks says Jeets has mowed a beav or two.

No, extortion. They never had any right to be holding him in the country in the first place.

but yeah, nothing to see on the Peyton Manning front with it I guess?

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but his character made him that six-tool guy

Huh? The data centers which contain the simulation of our universe also exist inside our universe? That sort of mobius loop makes my head hurt.

Yes, blame the writer of the article for the comment section.

“Anybody you’d like to nominate?”

I can’t express how much I love that “The Patriots” we’re the second highest paid team for their tributes.