She absolutely does not look 30.

Honestly, if it wasn’t for the mark from the hypo, the ol’ air bubble in the vein bit seems most surefire.

I was all “That is BAD work” and then “He’s DEAD, for God’s sake,” but did swing around back to “seriously, though, I hope he sued the surgeon.”

Modern science and autopsies really killed the poisoning industry. So many excellent poisons are now just too easy to discover from tests. It’s difficult these days to find a poison that can’t be detected.

Try to poison me will you?

My bit was going to be, is that photo pre- or post-eye drops?

She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

Was that what this gentleman’s face looked like before or after being poisoned?

So, I went to Giphy for an appropriate gif that could convey my distain for this little shit, but then I saw this and now I’m over here drooling.

This is exactly what I was looking for. What he put HER through. I don’t know Allison, never watched her show so I’m speaking in generalities here but isn’t it pretty typical for cult masterminds to brainwash/abuse their recruiters who almost always tend to be women? They’ll even give these women a fancy second in…

You should stop being friends with those people. You’re spending $100 on moisturizer and they’re cheaping out on the wine? No.

I am pretty sure it said day 479 or something like that, when they flash forward from the opening scene to the bulk of the movie. Which actually makes some parts weirder. Oh, wait, this is Jez. I’m gray here! Yes! I can rant without spoiling. If you’re actually reading this, and you don’t want spoilers, run away, run…

In a year when doomsday prepping has escalated to its own cottage industry, and we may be closer to that day than ever before, A Quiet Place stands out as a horror film built not just for the well-prepared, but for those that believe in the resilience of mankind.

If you’re able to overlook the irresponsibility of the characters and how little margin of error the premise allows, A Quiet Place is a decent yarn. If the creatures react and hunt people from even the faintest sound, how are we to believe they would be able to survive without farting for over a year?

Oh my god I cried during all of Coco and watching the video of their duet made me cry even more. How is this movie so emotional that even a few bars of the song rip my heart out??

I wasn’t really aware of Natalia until I heard her cover of “El Amor Acaba” in the José José tribute album and I was like omgggg her voice <3

PETA = people eating tasty animal.

Literally read this three times because was positive it was a joke.

Remember, guys, homosexuality is unnatural like glasses, cars, airplanes, surgery, indoor plumbing, Viagra, television, the internet, cell phones, air conditioning, space travel, and getting vaccinated against small pox.

This happened to me about ten years ago while I was attending college at West Virginia University. At the time, I was really into backcountry camping, which for reasons that will become obvious, I am not into anymore. One of the benefits (actually probably the only benefit) of attending college in West Virginia was…