As an official representative from the Brotherhood of Insufferable Pedants, I would like to invite you to our Tuesday meeting. 

One job.

I hope they take away his phone

GOOD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES

Sorry.

wives are terrible bang for the buck

Simple rule.  Don’t eat in the car.

That's the best time. 

I'm sure your mom will loan you the Dodge Aspen. Just make sure you're back in the basement by 11.

Ha, Brazos Valley Imports- that was where i bought my GTI last year right after i graduated from Texas A&M. Love College Station. Go Aggies!

Chemical engineering FTW!

FYI, the industry term would be C3 Splitter, which is just a distillation column. It uses the same principles as a whisky still, but it acts like several stills in series, concentrating the product more and more in each subsequent stage. This particular column probably has around 100 or so stages and generates really…

Good idea.  Quit Facebook.  Trust me, you won’t miss it.

Typically, they don't.

In terms of Hiroshima-based manufacturers facing delays due to stuff falling from the sky, this is pretty benign.

Or... FancyKristen: Simply buy Pebble Beach and deny everyone entry on Sunday morning.  They have it coming, they didn’t appreciate her submarine last year.

4th Gear: I want about 75% of my fellow drivers in Level 5 automated cars. If there is a level 6, I want them in those. I’m sticking to my non-abs, non-traction control stick shift because I know how to drive, but most other drivers are morons and jerks and shouldn’t be allowed to operate a push lawn mower without…

Found in the woods - check

Alas, it was not meant to be.

I am not surprised at the 3 series and Prius but my theory for the Nissan Leaf -”Let me just drive around in this other electric car for couple years while waiting for the cool one.”
On that line, So I guess no one traded up from a Chevy Volt/Bolt because they are all Real People, Not Actors™?