Keeping it in a trust doesn’t mean she can’t access it. It just means that she needs the trustee to agree with her that whatever she wants to do with it before 25 is a reasonable thing to be doing with it. I imagine that college tuition would get the OK. Giving it all to a cult, probably not.

Ugh, why does it have to be a competition?

Go to Nordstroms. The fitters there know what they’re doing. (and as a former VS employee, the fitters /there/ don’t so much) At Nordstroms I learned that I was not the standardish size I had become convinced I was while working at VS, in fact I’m kind of a weird size, but wow are those bras so much more comfortable…

Yeah, I think that Leo is generally a pretty good actor, but his performance here not especially impressive. Tom Hardy was more impressive. The cinematography is great, but I think that was the best thing the movie had going for it. And if I had realized quite how torture-porn-y it was going to be I probably wouldn’t…

When I got my first Diva Cup 10+ years ago they were saying that if you took good care of it it’d last a decade. I don’t think they’ve changed the cup, they just want you to buy more of them. :p

I’ve had pigeon. Tastes like turkey.

Here ladies, I got this for you

Oh, Mary. The women of color above were mostly getting away with the lack of discernable lipstick, but you aren’t. You and Shirri need to make a quick CVS run.

Go make out with America for a second. It’ll improve both of your looks.

Emmy, I enjoy the dress, but you know what I’m gonna say. At least find yourself a necklace. Why has there not been a single necklace yet?

Just... just ask Gina over there if you can borrow her lipstick. You don’t have to be embarrassed about forgetting yours.

Put on some damn lipstick, Krysten! Why are so many on the red carpet this season into all-beige-all-the-time faces? In summer, maybe. But it’s winter. Put on some damn lipstick!

This sounds like an awesome Home Ec idea. Learn to make a budget, simulate keeping on top of bills, basic finance and retirement planning - I mean, getting kids to care about retirement would be a challenge, but I think if it were set up like a gamified simulation, it could be done! There would need to be a solid…

Aw, I love the sleeves! I kind of think they make the dress, all airy and floaty.

Belt that goes across the open back? Weird.

Not into this poofy top. Also, re: Brie Larson... Are we not over side cutouts yet? And if not, can we be over them? Soon?

THEIR FLIPPERS ARE LITTLE SWIMMY T-REX ARMS! I LOVES THEM!

That’s why I went with “less crazy” instead of “sane” Nobody’s perfect.

Yes! Because only the perfectly law-abiding could possibly get a license and by virtue of that license they will never become not law-abiding! Sounds like a legit way to decide who deserves to live and who deserves to die.

Minnesota. Practically the same, but less crazy.