This person made you feel powerless, so you’ll kill them to make yourself feel powerful again? Incarceration has already rendered them powerless and someone else’s death shouldn’t be a viable means for an emotional high. I mean, that’s usually how everyone got into this situation in the first place. And then there’s…

Justice is about doing the right thing and revenge is about making yourself feel better.

I heard that The Love Boat is coming back.... Not sure if that’s actually true

Charo!? And my first thought is “does that mean we can have Don’t Trust the B in Apt23 back?”

Except that it does apply right now. It is actually the law. Whether you think it should be is irrelevant. Birthright citizenship is what our legal system requires right now when these kids are being born. Legally, these children are citizens and throwing a fit about it doesn’t change that.

Whaaaa? I have wanted this stuff so bad for years but not been willing to pay $30 for it. You’re a bad influence, Jane.

I’m imagining it told as a horror story for the monsters. Every time the people do something right, the monsters are like “dammit!” And maybe the boss monster is like “if you can’t meet your monstering quota, you’re finished!” and the people have no idea anything is happening.

Yeah, and the grenadine thing sounds like she was trying to make a (shitty) kir royale or something. Probably not great, but she’s getting at something that is not horrifying.

Well, to be fair, the guns are penis extensions primarily wielded by men to exert dominance while dildos are penis extensions primarily wielded by women trying to usurp the power of the penis for themselves, so obviously guns>dildos.

Yeah, fish is really the only thing I’ve missed in my journey towards vegetarianism, but with its ecological costs there was just no way to justify eating it anymore.

I thought that distance running one of our evolutionary advantages - that we can run faster for longer than most anything else, so when we’re chasing that antelope, it can sprint away briefly, but we can keep after it for hours until it can’t go anymore and then dinner.

And of course we all know that “aspirational” is marketing code for “stuff that people will never attain but that we can make them chase.” Sounds about right.

That was also the only thing I could come up with

Heidi, wut? It’s like a nightgown from the 70s got caught in a lawnmower and had some of its bits ripped off.

So, I was getting frisky with this guy. We’re ripping each other’s clothes off, making out like it’s our job, getting comfy on the bed. There are hands everywhere, fingers everywhere, he pulls back for a second and realizes that our crotchal areas are covered in blood. Well, that’ll kill the mood right quick. He asks…

Aw, Caroline in the City <3

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I wonder too how much of this is about her developing self awareness about the new social position she now occupies post-transition. I mean, she’s a trans woman who has been married to women and has had no (public) history of attraction to men. If she were to marry again, presumably it would be to a woman. I don’t…

Ah, the period-authentic smartphone. Do those pants even have pockets, or is he wearing another pair underneath?

Take that, Vicki! That Sun King better watch his back, because Lizzy2 is coming for him!