Some of this is terrible, but a lot of it is enjoyably Klimt-ian. I kind of like it.

Oof. So many hits, and then there's this one.

Ditto for the catalog models on shopping websites. High fashion is one thing, but clothes they actually want you to buy? You have this website because you want me to buy clothes this way without the overhead of a physical store, right? When none of the models have bodies anything at all like mine, I have no idea what…

First Princess Kate and now Beyoncé? Are nylons back?!?!

Just replying to sympathize. I've been in that same spot too.

You're missing the point. Even with species that we eat all the time, herds of food animals and herds of fur/leather animals are usually not the same. The breeds/conditions that make for a good meat cow are not the same as those that make for a good leather cow. The chances that anyone ate the meat from those goats is…

Yeah, I went looking for clips of the Sherlock cast on Youtube and with all the ones with Freeman, I kept being like "wait... did he just say...? I mean, maybe that was supposed to be funny... It's not, though... Oh, and now he said another horrible thing... That wasn't cool either... Y'know, I'm just going to go look…

No, I seem to have been mistaken. But that means you are not the only person of my acquaintance to have been big into High Spirits.

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In a society like ours where marriage isn't a prerequisite to sexual activity, this argument seems deeply silly. If a person wants multiple sexual partners, they can get them without having to marry them. Infidelity, while personally sucky, is societally a non-issue. As is divorce. Outside of whackgroups like the FLDS…

I dunno about buttflaps, but they've got adult sized onesies at Target.

how and where do you go about recycling them? That sounds like an awesome idea.

Okay, I'm going to take this to the next level. Does anyone else's discharge eat holes in their undies? Like, over time, mine bleaches out whatever dye was there and then I start getting holes in the same spot. I want to ask whether there's anything to be done about that (other than pantyliners because meh) but I…

It can be for the pale of skin! I'm pretty pasty and I can make it work. Wintery coloring helps, though.

"I'm sorry, you must be mistaken, my mother died years ago. You must be referring to my stepmother."

Well, thank goodness the garter belt isn't actually trying to hold anything up. That would add another unnecessary complication to the process of getting nekkid.

My cat used to be a stray. He lived on the streets for probably about a year and so can clearly handle himself. If I try to tell him that he's an indoor cat now, he says "that does not compute" and then he pees on the furniture in protest. He gets to go out. Sorry not sorry.

So, in a bout of lazyness a while back I discovered that this underwear chafing the heck out of you when you wear a skirt thing can totally be avoided. By just going commando. Seriously. If it's a long enough skirt that no one is going to see anything they shouldn't, just skip the undies entirely and you will have no…

All the gifs in the sidebar need to go! So so distracting and irritating!

Women's colleges aren't "denying reality" or whatever. They're showing another way that reality could be. You can be a computer science major without being condescended to all the time for your gender! It's not weird to be a female astrophysicist, hell all the astrophysicists around here are women! It is possible for…