As an Iranian-American, I feel bad for missing out on being the first to translate that quote, and what would have easily been my most helpful kinja comment ever.

Ultimately the only way to judge a process is by outcome. If your gloriously rigorous and unimpeachable process keeps producing crap outcomes, there’s something wrong with the way you’re measuring its rigor and impeachability. What the Barnwells (hopefully) mean is that an individual outcome can’t tell you much; you…

At the top but hidden so you have to click a tl;dr link to see it. That way it doesn’t act as a spoiler alert for everyone else.

I applaud you for actually providing the requested response, rather than getting uppity and being rude like a lot of people would have done.

If he wanted to stay away from everyone, he should have just stayed in downtown Cleveland.

Said people looking inside the game code are stupid then. All they'd have to do is use a program like Wireshark to capture all outgoing packets on their computer. This is the easiest and 100% for sure way of knowing if the game is sending the info back or not.

I really can’t believe no one called his bluff in the 7th. It was obviously a bluff all along, and the information on hand made it seem very unlikely that Collins had anything to do with the murder.

Someone made a Kanye Game. Two years after its release, people found some freaky shit in it. Maybe it’s for a cult. It’s probably just for laughs, tho.

Dafuq?

Also, it’s basically a balloon. He punched her in the face because she hit him with a balloon.

Here’s an image of a few taken from a site that sells them, apparently customizable to whatever you want them to be. Because I mean, I don’t know about you but I get really amped about Duracell batteries.

You guys, I’m starting to think that Floyd Mayweather might be an asshole.

Am I the only one who doesn’t know what a thunderstick is?

No, youre exactly right. Sometimes I will never understand the multiple likes on something not funny or witty. Everyone usually has better taste but sometimes it slips I guess.

I never would have guessed that a spousal-abusing piece of shit would surround himself with an echo chamber of misogyny.

Well not entirely disappointed, because they can spend the next three months writing the same article over and over again, “What Does Chip Do Now?”

Bradford, Sam (feelings). Out 6-8 weeks.

If Sam Bradford has his feelings hurt, he’d better get them unhurt in a hurry. If he wants to resurrect his NFL career, he has to do it with the Eagles this year. Even if he goes free agent next year and tells the Eagles to take a hike, he still has to play well for the Eagles this year to get anybody interested in…