[picks up phone; cancels all Monday guests]—

She realized she was on camera. She just didn’t have the self control to hold back the vitriol once she got going. Can you imagine how she treats the people in her life?

1) Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist; not an accused rapist.

It’s amazing that you strung together so many words, yet managed to dodge making a point like you’re some kind of word-salad matador.

That was fantastic. Well done.

This picture is gold.

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I'm THRILLED that the end result of this whole thing is V Stiviano losing millions of dollars. I mean yeah, Donald Sterling was the main villain, but she was almost as reprehensible in her own way. So that her greedy pursuit of more unearned wealth ended like this is absolutely fantastic to me.

At 21, I shot a 58. Granted, it was in Hot Shots Golf 2, but dammit, you can't take that away from me.

If I had him on my fantasy team, I'd demand he be credited with a save.

How come everytime an athlete blows up on some random shit talkers they claim to have been hacked?

Pretty sure that is not Revis in the photo. Browner maybe?

The NBA has released their Final Two Minutes officiating report from the game, and they say the referees got the call correct. From the report:

Did I miss something? Quirky only means unique to some people now? I gotta stop watching so much porn and pay closer attention. Last I heard it could also mean strange, bizarre, or peculiar. In most tournaments the better teams (usually by records) are seeded higher. Professional sports playoffs are the exception and…

As this slo-mo angle conclusively shows, Duncan got a whole lot of ball, and maybe didn’t even hit Harden’s wrist.

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

Beaten by Dre©

Hey, I’m “Reader William” who got in touch with Tim and contributed this after seeing his tweet a couple nights ago. If anyone runs into any bugs with this, let me know and I’ll do what I can to update.