My stats prof had a fun spin on the axiom you quote at the beginning of your article: "The numbers will confess to anything, if you torture them long enough." I'm not sure that those words originated with him, but nonetheless, a more colourful take on the saying.

"Here's where things get fun. First, the author goes to CAPS for the first time. Get ready for MORE caps later."

I read more than half of this and still didn't understand why people are mad. Can someone fill me in? I just can't read anymore while constantly asking myself "but why are people so angry?"

I nominate Miko Grimes to stand in for all of Marshawn Lynch's press conferences.
All in favor?

Good. I'm glad you liked it. Glad. You. Liked. It.

And that is exactly why this matters. Exactly why.

Here's a great article that breaks down the number of plays to fumbles ratio between all NFL teams for 2015. The Patriots were either setting a new standard or were aided by under inflated footballs.

I, for one, hope this asshole feels the full brunt of the league's disciplinary process and gets himself suspended for like two weeks.

The guy in the video is Charlie Vandergaw. He uses his property as a sanctuary to protect these bears from hunters. Here's a link to the show that was made about him and his relationship with these black and grizzly bears:

With all that's gone on this year you'd think Baltimore players would know better than to hit a bitch.

ports Illustrated has laid off all six of its remaining staff photographers.

Should have been you, Peter Kings salary.

They probably won't even be able to afford swimsuits from now on.

Bet they put a bounty on that third wife.

Yeah except he's dating Olivia Munn.

And for consistency's sake, last weekend McCarthy also took the air out of offense, defense, etc.

Explains a lot.

Secrets fall out of the hoodie. You can't explain that.

To help prevent Rodgers from getting caught, Mike McCarthy takes the air out of the ball at the end of the game.

"The NFL turned to sixth alternate Joe Flacco, but he declined because his wife is expecting their third child."