What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (17 May 1974):

For any who might not have understood what Pranjal said that he shouted at the M.I.T. screening of the Jeopardy! “Watson” episodes, it was “Mandelbrot!”

I was obliquely aware of professional “Magic the Gathering” players, but I had never seen one in the wild.

Oops, that one got blocked. Here it is from Colbert's YouTube channel:

The NBA has officially stripped Charlotte, NC of the All-Star game due to North Carolina's recently passed anti-LGBT legislation. The game was expected to generate 100 million dollars of revenue for the state.

He seemed put out that he actually had to phrase his answer in the form of a question: "Come on Trebek! You're harshing my mellow."

It's hard to get a rise out of someone who has already risen.

Are they leavened or unleavened?

Promote away my good man, promote away.

Benecio del Toro: Mysterious and interesting while selling out for Heineken.

I am cautiously looking forward to Bad Moms when it comes out next week. It's got the ingredients for a good movie (great cast, decent premise), so fingers crossed.
(ICYMI, Kathryn Hahn co-stars)

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (07 Jun 1977):

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (13 Sep 1991):

Absolutely amazing rant by Jon Stewart on Colbert tonight. If you missed it, you might want to make it a point to check it out.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (27 Mar 1981):

I once had a job where I listened to a ton of books on tape and I was always psyched when I came across books that Edward Herrmann had narrated.

Half-assed SAMANTHA BEE’s REPUBLICAN CONVENTION PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL Recap

Mila Kunis phoned in to the Dan Le Batard show today and professed to love watching live sports, having a hotdog, and drinking a beer.
Be still my beating heart.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (06 Apr 1982):

Sandra Oh has been around show biz for a longer time than you I might think have thought. I remember her from the increasingly unwatchable seasons of Arli$$, but her first acting credit is seven years before that show premiered (1989).