I'm holding out for a different host.

Well, thanks for the heads up, I guess. I wouldn't have watched a second of it, and now you have made me vaguely interested.

I've always been partial toward Shakes the Clown.

Nobody Asked You, Patrice!

"You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (26 Jun 1986):

waiting…
waiting…
waiting…

Me? I just want to be entertained. I find Buzzy entertaining, in an annoying sort of way.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (19 May 1988):

I think Victor thought that the “SCIENCE FICTION TITLES IN FRENCH” category meant that he was supposed to do his best high school level job of translating the titles.

The Usual Suspects last sequence is pretty great. I still enjoy rewatching it even though the shock is gone.

Seth Meyers did a joke tonight about Trump's sons looking like extras from "American Psycho". He has a point.

That could potentially work, because it would be scripted. When the the guy with his hand up Kermit's ass tries to improvise is when it all falls apart.

I've never been a fan when any of the Muppets appear on talk shows and the like. It always seems forced and really corny, and I spend most of my time thinking about the guy that is sitting on a little stool just out of sight.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (13 May 1983):

Ummmm….I think you might have the wrong thread….but I'm frequently wrong.

It's the AV Club's version of whack-a-mole. You can never find it in the same place on any given night.

The link is in the blurb.

Not really liking the positive review. Nope, not liking it at all. I thought I was done with this show, dammit! Now you have made me waffle. (But who doesn't love waffles, right?)

Scatman Crothers did one of the worst all-time jobs of coming to the rescue in The Shining. I'm here, I'm here! Oops, I guess you're on your own, Danny.