You just might find,
you get what you need!

Yeah, but there a lot more valid reasons to hate the man besides him making an honest mistake.

Godammit, I was really hoping I could avoid watching this show, but it looks like I have no choice. I have too many shows to watch on Tuesdays as it is now, but I don't think I could respect myself (in the morning) if I give this one a pass.

This is great Matthew. Way to pick up the slack!

It was quite the contrast between the panel of Trump supporters and the panel of Bernie supporters. The Bernie supporters actually seemed to be smart, funny, and self-aware. Communist communal orgasm, everyone.

Noah: "So why did you decide to endorse Donald Trump?"
Carson: "He told me he would buy me a pyramid in which to store my grain."

Katharine McPhee was extremely charming and funny on Colbert tonight. It’s still not going to make me watch Scorpion, but she definitely increased her fan base by one.

I have only seen the ads for that new TBS game show Separation Anxiety, but I already have a deep abiding hatred for the host.

I know it's hard to imagine that not everyone is a pop culture enthusiast, but apparently these people actually exist.

The guy didn't just play Arthur, he inhabited him. One of the all-time great performances and probably in my top ten comedies of all time (but to be sure, I would have to go to the trouble of making a top ten).

I don't think Andrew is conveying what he means to convey with his facial expressions. He seems like an okay dude, but some of what he does with his face is a little creepy.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (30 May 1985):

I understand the Franco hate, but I do not share it. He's been over-exposed and over-reported on, but some of that isn't his fault. He seems like an okay dude, and I find his acting to be at the very least competent edging toward downright good.

Somebody go knock on Jay S.'s door. He's not in the first dozen comments.

depends on what you want to kiss…

I wasn't mad, and seriously, if you want it, you can have it. Just let me know, k?

Half-assed FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE Recap

Still miles better than The Walking Dead finale.

Just because one understands the motives of a villain, it does not make his actions any less villainous. Some of the worst humans throughout history have had nothing but the best motives, at least in their twisted heads.

As we know, Jimmy does not go to prison or even get disbarred. If it's because of some sort of far too late "mercy" from Chuck probably won't really matter that much. Chuck is beyond redemption and has already written his legacy in the eyes of many viewers. What an asshole.