@Jay S. The way that game show category was butchered must have absolutely killed you. You have my sympathies.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (11 May 1989):

KOBE!!! KOBE!!! KOBE!!!

It is a bizarre culture where rewarding brilliance is frowned upon and actively discouraged. Ash vs. Evil Dead glimpsed the unicorn dubbed A+, only to see it yanked within an hour after posting because the reviewer's feet became uncomfortably chilled (most likely by the looky-loo commenters who inevitably rubberneck …

If anyone is enough of a masochist to want to hear O'Reilly's comments for themselves, here you go:

Yeah, but isn't Paul Ryan the same guy that said he would never become Speaker of the House?

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (20 Sep 1983):
UNANCHORED VERSION! (shew, that was a close call, Amadeus!)

Psyched the show is back (of course), but I'm a little bummed that it's moving to Thursdays. I always loved and looked forward to the Saturday night comment board! Weekdays can be a little touch and go for me sometimes. Ah well, if the commenters remain the same, I will make the time, dammit!

Andy Cohen asked Shannen Doherty to say 3 nice things about Alyssa Milano (hint: she struggled a little bit):

Yeah, FJ was easy, but I wasn't entirely sure of the exact title of the movie. I guessed "The Peanuts Movie", which I'm not positive would have been allowed, even though "the Peanuts" was deemed acceptable.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (14 Oct 1981):

tiredness, laziness, indifference, etc.

Dude, I asked for 3 weeks straight if someone wanted to recap Full Frontal. You can have it if you want it.

The 'Don Henley' guess after they showed a picture of Daryl Hall made me laugh out loud.

Half-assed FULL FRONTAL WITH SAMANTHA BEE Recap

At first I thought no way that's the end of Chuck, but then I remembered that I didn't think that would be the end of Hilary Swank in Million Dollar Baby either. Although I doubt Jimmy is ready to read him a Gaelic poem and remove his breathing tube any time soon.

It's the way I've always done it, and if that makes me wrong, I don't want to be right.

“You guys aren’t half as smart as you think you are.”

What They Were Probably Promoting is taking a brief hiatus because of life. Pesky life, always rearing it's head at the most inopportune of times!

You may notice I periodically throw an upvote your way….or maybe you don't, no matter. Anyway, anytime I see a mention of curling it makes me inexplicably happy, so cheers.