Yeah, I really liked Sabrina, and she would have saved me from another day of Jeff. I don't why, but he really rubs me the wrong way. Maybe it's the whole "Youth Ministry Consultant" tag. What the hell is that? It's vague enough that my mind races to the worst possible conclusions.

Most likely replacing it with terrible shows with much worse ratings. Way to go, Fox executives!

I prefer What's on Tonight. Where the fuck is it?

On the other hand, Taylor Hicks as the love interest / voice of reason on Scorpion probably wouldn't work at all.

I have never watched the movie fearing that it would somehow sully my memory of the show, so I appreciate the confirmation.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (12 Jul 1984):

I finally watched Ant-Man when it debuted on Starz (yeah, yeah…what's a starz) last Friday and I was mostly underwhelmed. Michael Pena was funny and the effects were cool, but it didn't exactly leave me begging for more. When the banner "Ant-Man Will Return" popped up at the end of the credits, my reaction was a lot…

I found out about it in the comments right here. Sorry, maybe next year! Perhaps you are eligible for the fabulous prizes from ESPN. I think the top 1% go into a random drawing.

Someone named "jahs34" won the AV Club group on ESPN. I'm not familiar with jahs34, but mad props to whoever the hell you are!
(I finished in a tie for sixth)

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (11 Feb 1982):

Glass half full:
It's a really hard episode to spoil for someone.

♫ Amanda Righetti had had it already by the summer of '75… ♫

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (17 May 1991):

I always appreciate that about them, but they are beginning to muddy the waters with some of their daytime programming. I rarely find anything that originally aired on MTV even remotely amusing.

Thanks, NCAA!

Naked and Afraid short, TAKE 34:

In related news, Sting just announced his retirement during his WWE Hall of Fame induction speech.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (01 May 1974):
(FIVE, count them, FIVE guest version)

I thoroughly enjoyed the April Fool's chicanery, but I have to admit that it kept me from completely concentrating on the show.
Congrats to Todd on his four wins; too bad it got lost somewhat amidst the fun.

After he relayed his story about devoting himself to appearing on Jeopardy! and with English not being his primary language, it made Trebek laughing at his answer seem kind of mean.