I was being (mostly) facetious. The intelligence indicates that North Korea isn't capable of launching long range strikes with any effectiveness. I just hope the intelligence is correct.

I thought I liked a my .friend's mate, but it was Stride mother.
(all along)

“If we push the buttons to annihilate the enemies even right now, all bases of provocations will be reduced to seas in flames and ashes in a moment”

Maybe the writer likes a hard D. Seriously, did you write that on purpose?

Bullets don't kill people, wizards kill people.

THE CRAN MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD!

The first couple of times I saw Rhea Seehorn, I couldn't figure out who she reminded me of, until I finally realized she sounds an awful lot like Laura Prepon.

Haven't watched Bob's yet, but LMOE was excellent. Completely renewed my interest in the show, even if it didn't really need renewing, if that makes sense.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (22 Jul 1982):

Damiangst

It goes by what is scheduled for rebroadcast on Antenna TV. Not all of us are blessed to have it be part of our cable package, but we can dare to dream.

I thoroughly enjoyed the shots at Ted Cruz:
"Caution we are about to show you his full face on the screen, so viewer discretion is advised."
and
"Senate minority leader Harry Reid says that the Republican party has created a Frankenstein monster in Donald Trump. They've also created sort of a fat Dracula."

4th time hosting, I'm thinking maybe he's a little too comfortable at this point. Get high before the show? Sure, why the fuck not. He thinks he has it on lock now.

Ahhh yes, that was the one where Stevenson inexplicably resigned and was replaced by Harry Morgan.

Bad night for Dana White.

I think Gotham is a show that people love to hate while secretly (mostly) enjoying it. Supergirl seems to be very earnest and more than a little corny, and if you are turned off by that there isn't really another way to watch it. I'll admit to still watching Gotham while Supergirl has gone by the wayside.

Welcome back Rock.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (06 Mar 1973):

No Jeopardy! for me as the local affiliate hosted an American Heart Association telethon. Insert joke about political party of your choice's lack of said heart < here >.
PS: Forgive me Jay, I know no politics, but at least I tried to keep it neutral!

Amy Schumer's Friday Night Lights parody is pretty funny with the incredible growing wine glass: