The IMDb copy and paste was with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Long time Steven Wright fan here.

I felt like the episode was robbed of any suspense and/or drama after Kwame bought the mini-waffles. Among the many unwritten rules of Top Chef, chief is never buy something when you can make it. He was doomed before he started cooking.

I do, but with no regularity.

Spill…was it horrible? I need DETAILS!

The first time I remember seeing Donal Logue was in the movie The Tao of Steve and the only thing I remember about it is that Logue looked like he was pregnant. It's distorted my view of him to this day.

I love it. If I remember I'll find you and retweet a few.

Conan made the joke that David Duke is really looking forward to this year's Oscars.

Colbert needs to fix the beginning of his show. He comes out to applause, hugs Jon Batiste, continued applause, tells some jokes, runs down the guest list, applause, applause, applause, introduces Jon Batiste and the band, applause, says “one more thing”, applause, opening credits, applause, and finally the show…

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (12 Feb 1980):

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (28 May 1986):

Chris would have had to resign his commission if he had answered a Final Jeopardy about islands incorrectly.

On Conan’s recurring segment “What Am I Watching?” (a clip is shown and then they show what it says if the ‘info’ button is pressed), Jeopardy! was among the shows featured tonight. The joke was “Professorial host makes contestants feel like idiots for not getting answers he just learned at rehearsal.”

Looking back at old reviews, I don't believe an explanation has ever been provided.

"Wait, what did you mean by roped ass in that instance?"

The cricket gag was stellar and throw in ample tugs on the heart strings and you have an above average episode. Nothing on the air like it and I'm psyched that kind of behavior is being encouraged with a second season.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (10 Feb 1989):

#3 is Anson Mount of Hell on Wheels.

I've been meaning to uninstall my "Lonely Cam", but it's a love/hate relationship.

Joe Montana thinks Sean Astin is a liar.

I first learned what hydroponics is from the movie Parenthood. I have since learned of many valuable and relaxing uses for growing things without soil.