What is the level beyond not watching something? Anti-watching? Destroying your television set? What is it??? I really need to know so I can do it before I am infected with James Corden and Dr. Phil coming through my cable wire tomorrow night.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (24 Jun 1983):

I can't decide if it's a great thing or a horrible thing that I can't get the theme to Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt out of my head for at least a day after hearing it.

Has "ghazi" officially replaced "gate"? I wasn't notified.

Oddly you're not joking:
http://www.people.com/artic…

Come on now, she's just showin' how funky strong is her fight, it doesn't matter who's wrong or who's right.

As Trump likes to point out, at least he doesn't show up for many of the votes, right-wing or otherwise.

Considering how comprehensive and well-written these posts are, I'm pretty damn impressed with it only taking you 90 minutes. Keep up the good work!

The worst Simpsons > the best Fallon.
(Probably not true, but Fallon really irritates me.)

Hmmm….Pat Robertson, Phil Robertson. There has to be some common genealogy.

The pundits are already talking about a record turnout for the Presidential election in that scenario. Each side would be motivated by their hatred of the opposing side's candidate.

Yeah, after watching episode one of Join or Die, I wasn't exactly clamoring to watch the second. It's okay I guess, but it certainly isn't anything special.

“…rise up as the sons and daughters of God and put a staunch, Bible-believing, Jesus-loving, Godly man in the White House."
- Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty

To this day, the only thing I have ever seen William Peterson in is Manhunter. I watched the first few seasons of CSI: Miami but I have never seen a single episode of the mother ship.

You might be missing the premise of my post…

It makes me sad that a new episode of The Simpsons can no longer beat a "Best of Jimmy Fallon" special.

First it was his exclamation point and then it was his glasses. Sadly, neither would prove helpful.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (07 Jul 1976):

When Stalking Works Out:
Maybe Tim had the purest of intentions when meeting his future wife, but it really sounded like the encounter could have gone in a much darker direction.

Sandy Duncan, you mean, right?
EDIT: Disregard, I didn't see Matthew's edit.