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After the "Tatooine" debacle last week, I imagined thousands of fanboy's heads exploding all across the land.

Not Safe With Nikki Glaser (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.): The "freeform" format didn't work so well for Hannibal Burress. Eh, on the other hand, Nikki can't possibly do any worse.

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (08 May 1992):

Jay Feely was a sideline reporter for the Superbowl which led my mind to Mr. McFeely who was a character on "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Who the hell names a kids show character "Mr. McFeely"? Very different times, indeed.

I loved the special effect of making Bruno Mars look almost as tall as Beyoncé, that was impressive. Especially when compared to the grand finale when it appeared that poor Bruno was standing in a hole.

Man, I gotta admit I miss the train wreck that was The Surreal Life. It was garbage, but it was pure, unadulterated garbage. Only the finest garbage for me.

Phil Simms all but called Cam Newton a p***y after he refused to dive on his own fumble. That didn't sound very pro-Panthers.

"Excuse me usher? May I please be seated away from this pile of intestines? It appears to be a happy little pile, but that isn't really the point. It's a fucking pile of intestines. So, any other seat will do nicely. Thanks so much."

What They Were Probably Promoting on Carson (1 Aug 1986):

"A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker."
"She is Lana Turner."
"What?"

'morning, Jerry, Rocky, Dennis

My link works for me and yours says referral denied…interesting. Ah well.

He's affable enough, but live comedy is not where he excels. He looked like a fish out of water next to Stiller who made it look effortless.

anyone denying there’s been significant improvement since Jost and Che took over is just sticking to his guns in spite of the evidence.

Finishing a very solid and funny opening monologue with an outright refusal to say "we have a great show" was a perfect way to set up one of the best SNLs in recent history.
Can a bitch get a donut?

Consider the floodgates officially open with the huge ratings for Grease. I wonder how long the general public's appetite for TV musical theater will remain unsatisfied? There has to be a finite number of titles that a large number of people would tune in to see.

yeah, I should have underlined the hyperlink…will fix immediately.