No Splatoon?! You gotta be squidin’ me!

If I don’t want to watch the entire 24minute video, at what time am I supposed to look?

I know right? Terrible photography. Terrible fitting. Terrible modeling. This guy also has a serious punch face.

This really needed slow motion cameras to be interesting.

your father created LongPlays then

#notallparties

My keys discovered invisibility years ago.

Thanks for the win, and congrats to everyone else! I especially like the James Bond ones!

Be honest, did you actually watch the conference, or did you say “fuck it” like I did after 45 minutes past the supposed start time and just snag the press kit?

I think what we should take away from this is assume that all costume wearers at conventions are potentially someone awesome, which is usually the truth even if they’re not celebrities.

I’ll stick with candlelight
— self, circa 1649

Since you asked, I did a search and found pics of both. They were taken with a crappy digital camera probably 8 years ago, so sorry about the image quality. I remember also that the balloon bong’s chamber was a housing for an oil lamp.

Website prices don’t always correlate particularly closely to real retail prices, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

I was hoping it was bacon.

Based just on that first gif this game is banned in australia

Bloodhound Gang - Hooray For Boobies

“Containing an estimated $1000 worth of hardware and games”

“Do you -VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV take VVVVVVVVVVVV to be your VVVVVV?”

Hi. I am an appliance technician.
I feel I should add to this article and clear up some misdirection.
First yes you should clean the screens and intakes of your dishwasher it is very important that they stay open, some machines are easy for owners to do themselves. Many should be cleaned by a competent professional.
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