Oh wow, does this mean they're going to sign LeBron now?

Skyline Chili: not at all afraid to slide into your BMs.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

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He is also objectively white, and that shouldn't be overlooked as a factor in the commentary.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

What's so bad about showing up to work high? As an OBGYN, I've delivered like 1,000 babies. After the first hundred or so, I could do it in my sleep. Might as well have a little fun while doing it.

A few minutes later, John From Cincinnati called, but no one could tell what the fuck he was talking about, so everyone changed the station.

Your joke finally allowed me to put my History degree (concentration in Russian history) to use. Four years of my life thank you.

I thought the world's most beautiful game was Kim Kardashian: Hollywood?

Head architect Grigory Potemkin has some really beautiful plans for it, though.

This seems like a hell of a let-down on the part of Coral Gables police, but I'm going to withhold judgement on this case until I find out whether or not Allen had any marijuana in his system.

"SAT night?"

Why do you get to post disturbing pics up there and we can't down here?

Mostly a lack of talent, recent success, experience, and leadership.

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

It's good to see you doing well Brodie Croyle.

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Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

Ravens players have been wearing specialized anklets for years.