I would love to see him lower it exactly like he picked it up.

I don’t even care what kind work you do — if you’re required to stick to a schedule and get your paycheck from someone else, you don’t lift like that. That’s the deadlift of a man who doesn’t work for a living.

It’s like he thinks reciting a list is all it takes — but don’t worry, “ordinary Americans,” you’re still his boo!

No complaints?

No one cared about horse-kicking until it was rich white people doing it.

Take this fucking star goddammit.

Welp, there goes the #notallmales defense.

Crazy how prescient that video really was.

Oh god. I narrowly avoided a similar incident that involved a local notorious small-time conman describing himself in a manufactured quote. I got A Feeling less than an hour before the film was supposed to go to the printer and caught it. More than 20 years later I still sweat thinking about it.

The Great Escape right at the end, when Colin Blythe asks if they’re going to make it and they’re all like “yep.” NOPE.

How, though. HOW.

I’m so mad I forgot about this one. It’s a local classic.

Her face is everything.

My favorite part on this one is the silence with the cruise ship.

This man is a hero.

Thinking about this one gets me through emotional moments, such as “Taps” at my grandfather’s funeral. It’s unclear from this version, but there’s a cockroach on the floor.

From your questions, it appears you believe “something missing from the account” is the clear-cut reason for you to disbelieve all of it. CTFO.

Why does her face make her look 32 and 50 at the same time?

That mustache looks like someone went to town with a bag of frosting. His face should be on Cakewrecks.

Pretty sure half the reason I hate him is I keep thinking he’s Bertuzzi. - Wild fan who holds long grudges, as all good Minnesotans do.