They aren’t stupid.

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I have long held that ‘Alien Lanes’ is a lesser bands Greatest Hits.

And I too young, unfortunately.

This is Kinja after all. The writer probably first heard about R.E.M. while being asked to write up this enormous slide show.

Lots of great songs on this rather clever idea for an ad-baiting slideshow; but without “Stumble” from the ‘Chronic Town’ EP this list is just an initiation for this band that the millenials probably call “classic rock” nowadays, and not entirely incorrectly.

She knows just as the rest of us know that he doesn’t actually have any money.

Meanwhile hundreds of millions of people all over the world are busting their asses every goddamn day for fucking pennies, or less. But, sure; let’s celebrate the rich white lady who doesn’t do a goddamn thing except for occasionally produce some mild entertainment.

Does your research indicate whether or not they were paid for their efforts?

Did Fyre Fest 1 even happen?

What the fuck does pot have to do with abortion?

Yes, but every year is an election year in the U.S., and there’s strategy behind not doing a dance every time a point is scored.

Exactamundo.

That would cut into the future tax dollars that they line their pockets with and they wouldn’t be able to pay off their mistresses or plantation homes.

Proving yet again that the only good republican is a dead one.

And yet here we are...

Bo Diddley is Jesus.

Read a fucking book.

Exactamundo.

Thomas has never had a sense of self. He is but a fascist automaton.