She knows just as the rest of us know that he doesn’t actually have any money.

Meanwhile hundreds of millions of people all over the world are busting their asses every goddamn day for fucking pennies, or less. But, sure; let’s celebrate the rich white lady who doesn’t do a goddamn thing except for occasionally produce some mild entertainment.

What the fuck does pot have to do with abortion?

Yes, but every year is an election year in the U.S., and there’s strategy behind not doing a dance every time a point is scored.

Exactamundo.

That would cut into the future tax dollars that they line their pockets with and they wouldn’t be able to pay off their mistresses or plantation homes.

Proving yet again that the only good republican is a dead one.

And yet here we are...

Bo Diddley is Jesus.

Read a fucking book.

Exactamundo.

Thomas has never had a sense of self. He is but a fascist automaton.

Yes, he absolutely does; and no: he does not give a single solitary shit.

Perhaps it would end up something similar to this:

I’d rather ‘Donald Trump Dead’, but you do you.

Grifters gonna grift.

Tommy Tuberville: “Hey everyone, look at me!”

Where in the article did it say they lived in Idaho?

If you’re here for a reasonable, legible, researched, or even grammar-checked take on current events then I am sorry to report you have come to the wrong place. This is clearly and purely for the benefit of the idiot children of higher functioning editors of other publications to feel like they’re using their…

The Black Panthers did this and it led to the assault weapons ban in the 70's.