I fully expect this to be his next sermon:

Yeah, that oughta do it.

Brilliant!

Lunch. Those cheekbones don’t get razor sharp by eating earth vegetables alone.

You forgot the spiritual gurus and monks playing prayer bowls who were definitely also in the room.

Or Get Caught, but it’s okay ‘cause mommy and daddy will buy you a house anyway.

I’ll remember this when you are found unconscious behind a dumpster with someone on top of you with their pants down.

TL;DR: Oh great, another podcast from someone in a position of power and privilege with absolutely no stake in the real world. Fucking spare me.

Well, then fuck this guy too.

“Most of the people running my country are so old that they could die in their sleep and it wouldn’t really surprise disappoint anybody.”

There is no reason at all to draw the conclusion that she is in any way inebriated. One does not have to get fucked up to have a good time. That’s a trope of the insecure.

Hey, it’s Jezebel. The word “proofreading” simply has too many letters in it to be understood by these interns shilling for ad space.

Racism and bigotry are not uniquely American, nor are they strictly relegated to the southeast. This shit is happening everywhere subhuman republicans exist, and will not stop until they are crushed into absolute oblivion. No mercy.

desantis is too evil and stupid to continue sucking air. He and his life are worthless and completely expendable. His demise will be celebrated every year, and his grave defecated upon every day. The same could be said for all dead republicans.

What the fuck is a “bike registration”?! If the NYPD ever tried that shit it might be enough of a reason for every cyclist in the city to riot, and rightfully so.

I just hope he still has enough left over to afford the bullet that he’ll put through his skull when everything else is lost.

Those hayseeds don’t have that kind of scratch. I look forward to this goofy asshole dying penniless under and overpass and his corpse being so mauled and picked apart by raccoons that they are unrecognizable to whoever might come across them.

PLEASE, no more dumb as shit comic book movies.

WHO. THE. FUCK. CARES.

1. He definitely stole them in order to sell them to the highest bidder, be it Russia, N. Korea, Saudi Arabia, etc...