TL;DR: No Shit.

And I have every confidence that their investigation will be thorough, fair, and not in the least bit biased.

Sorry, but what the fuck is this child screaming about?

Articles don’t come with un-skippable ads at the beginning.

It’s definitely from that fist bump with MBS, and he fucking deserves it.

So it has to happen to him personally to be of any relevance?!

What he needs to do is put the business end of that rifle in the roof of his mouth and pull the trigger but once. All of his, and most importantly all of our problems would be solved by that one act of selflessness, but this motherfucker is such a chickenshit child that he won’t just fucking do it.

Sing it with me now

Which is why you don’t negotiate or attempt to reason with terrorists.

We need to start treating conservatives and republicans as they clearly wish to be treated. If they like cruelty and oppression so goddamn much then I think it’s a good time to invoke the 3/5 compromise against them. Refuse them as a full person deserving of any kind of respect. Shun them, refuse them service, beat…

America: let republicans die.

Yeah, I’m sure the beatings are congratulatory.

It’s Jezebel/Kinja and customary to lower one’s expectations when navigating to this site.

Unless the step-father approved, that is. With these backwoods fucks there’s nothing too horrible that they can’t or won’t do.

And yet tucker never seems to be the one getting murdered.

Such garbage people shouldn’t be allowed to walk around and breathe the air with the rest of us, let alone hold office.

Good. Let them believe all of that nonsense. That only means that it’s more likely that they will never visit those places. 

If only they were though!

They are more useful as targets than anything else.

The only thing I will ever register as coming from the gaping and festering maw of MTG is when it announces its plan to suicide, and then just fucking does it right then and there.