Probably something so childish, clumsy, and ill-timed that eyes will be rolling from their sockets and whatever the opposite of a laugh is will occur on such a grand scale that it could be considered a weather event.

Also worthy of mention is the fact that all of the people in the photo are white. This is not just about a woman’s right to make their own decisions; it is also about supremacy.

This kind of legislation is pure cruelty and ought to be met with a swift and decisive punch to the throat, not leaving the chamber in “protest”.

Abandon the bigots. Let ‘em starve.

Yes, I can definitely see some of them having a handicap kink. It’s the perfect metaphor for how they have totally fucked our healthcare system for generations. Just wait for when this story gains more steam and we start hearing terms like “dialysis rimming” and “chemo hand-jobs”.

My super hot girlfriend that is a member of a different congressional caucus.

I.e. Just enough time for this to rotate off the news cycle and people start saying things like “remember when..?” about the the whole damn thing.

Mini-Ghouliani was allowed to breed? Someone call CPS, right away.

O.J. Simpson “wrong” for thinking anyone wanted the opinion of a violent meathead who killed his wife and her friend.

No, he reacted physically.

What an absolute piece of racist trash.

Ted Cruz does not deserve to live.

The simple fact that there’s still no one in custody for this is mind boggling. It should be an open and shut case based on whose name is on the rental agreement.

No, it really isn’t.

Remember: “The Party of Personal Responsibility”.

There is no such thing as intellectually honest discussion when republicans are involved. 

The person who rented the vehicle is the one responsible. If one of their asshole friends gets behind the wheel and pulls a ridiculously stupid and dangerous stunt like this it still falls on the shoulders of the person whose name is on the paperwork.

Echoes of O.J.

Exactamundo. Let us not pretend for a moment that things would be a whole hell of a lot worse if dickless trump and his shit for brains kids were still in office.

Why the shit does this keep happening?!