@TheCrudMan: Every time I see "stand alone complex" written it automatically turns into Major Kusanagi with a japanese accent saying it.

@DanKrouse: I believe giz posted a link or an actual article that talks about Isreal and airport security. Read this following one that I am posting. It blows holes in your Israel assertion.

@Stem_Sell: You are getting better every day. Just wanted to let you know the image I have of you in my head is akin to the soutpark episode with WOW. You are however cycling through a library of images. And I give you the benefit of the doubt that you are making your way to the bathroom.

@jonny: @LuckyChuck asks, What's the opposite of oppositelock?: Heh, who gives a shit? The guy with a bag full of shit and piss trying to get on the plane.

@wheresmyjetpack: Lock the pilots door... Have a couple of air marshals onboard.

@olugbam: Last time I checked attacking the world trade center had more to do with disrupting the global economy (Success) and seeding fear throughout our country (success). Who cares if a couple of planes go down. I mean seriously, how many people die every day from not having insurance or from a car accident.

@A Hypothetical Moose: one second in that microwave would equal a week in microwave time.

@Geisrud: I always imagined her with perkier tits. I am very disappoint.

@rider147: Yeah but my "perception" of safety demands your cancer. Don't be so selfish!

@reuthermonkey: or lower.

@voden: +1

@UWAZell: Not when I went into Japan with a work visa. Is it only Japanese citizens?

@boe_d001: What does your post have to do with anything? You dont like kids on planes... ok I get that. Kids on planes = terrorist wins? wtf... you is xtra dumb.

@hntergren: Good points. The real difference in beer here vs there is the average gas station or convenience store. I can go into any of those places out here near Seattle and there is ALWAYS at least one micro/macro brew available. At the worst you get Redhook (which I like a lot, love the ESB). The brooklyn Lager…

@wjbean: To make it even more complicated of an issue, you have to also look at how clean that glass is. Most bars really do not give the glass that extra rinse in the end to get the soap residue out. A good buddy of mine from England will drink from the bottle almost exclusively because he feels the glass deposits…

@wjbean: Im from up near Seattle and had the chance to try Brooklyn Lager... Its... OK at best. I was surprised when I was in NYC how sad the beer selection was out that way. We really do have it good.

@SSgtTEX: and Harriers suck now. I believe they were designed and originally deployed in the '50's. Compare that to the phone you bought on Tuesday, which I'm sure is already obsolete.

@Homerjay has ABSA Fever: You aren't tricking me! This is a scam guys. If you want your money back, just send me your paypal username and password and ill redeposit it back for you immediately. I apologize that you had to deal with that.

@anitesh.jaswal: Sounds great at the beginning, I feel like it would be "hard" to deal with it after a few hours at 30k feet. I already get too many boners on airplanes for no reason.. this would just cause the issue to grow even further.

@Stem_Sell: You are on a roll today! I would heart you but its too late.