@bdinger: I was searched both entering and leaving Singapore. Both times they went through my luggage, they made nice conversation, Took my wadded up mess of clothes out, folded them up for me, put them back neatly, and rolled my bag out for me. I could handle that every flight. My favorite was leaving Singapore. 5…

@ads2k2.1: My buddy accidentally went through security with a a flat/pointy can opener in his pocket. Although not too dangerous, the shape and fact that it was a metal chunk about 5 inches long with a point should have been caught I would think. He also has brown skin, long dark hair and a big middle eastern looking…

@daveinmn: Some sort of boat that can be powered by solar or even wind power possibly. Maybe you could even make it out of renewable resources like wood. That would be high tech!

@thinkthis: Astronomically small huh? Astronomically : 1. Of or relating to astronomy.

@Sprzout: The dark ages were... uh... dark. And bad. And all full of nasty religion making sure to erase as much scientific discovery as possible. People were forbidden to read unless monks. I could only imagine how far advanced we would be if it wasn't for that period in history.

@minjChE: He is also (if reading some of his other comments, an Intelligent (hahaha) design fan.

@thefanboy: So are we going with the fact that we were made by god? You might not realize it, but you are preaching "intelligent(moronic) design." We are alive through one hell of a billion step "longshot." Did we just pop into existence or are you saying that evolution didn't happen?

@Dr. Nemmo: Actually I believe with leukemia the shitting would be a bit waterier.

@Monty: True with the Egyptian deal, but one thing to think about is the average life span. Cancer generally targets to older folks, and when you dont live past 50, cancer deaths become less common. What is the cancer death rates in Africa now as opposed to cancer death rates in America or other developed nations?

@funkotronic: I will finally be able to put my gandalf costume to good work.

@im2fools: And I have a problem with ALL of you... How come we never play nightcrawlers anymore!?

@Eugene Ng: There is the big glowing thing in the sky that happens to put out quite a bit of UV light I guess. Its a star, called oddly enough "The Sun". It only runs about 12 hours a day though.

@DaveyNC: Im an amoral 26 year old weasel and I take offense to that! I have dozens of people every week give me their personal info (email address' and passwords) so I can setup their blackberries for metropcs and ntellos.

@avraam: I agree... Im assuming the 20lbs weight of the other one is actually someone annoying too.

@FooFighting: I believe I saw what you were talking about... HBO was running a making of Avatar a couple weeks before it came out. Got me all psyched up to see it too.

@jglavin: Commenting originally seems like a lot of trouble. Might as well just jump on a meme.

@fastactingrelief: Lagavulin...Awesome... I have had my glass throw up when I put that stuff in there. I can drink it on occasion and dont really hate it, but my moms description of the taste is far too appropriate for me to fully enjoy that drink.

@Billybird: eh, normally I would agree, but I think fuzzycholo is pretty funny and obviously joking on this one.

@2nd White Line: That sounds extra tough... Everybody Loves Raymond marathon... count me out at mile marker 2.

@Moonshadow Kati: I like bigger breasts.