You would say that. And by “you” I mean someone else.

They should double the punishment for this.

Mr. Jastremski would sometimes work out and bulk up — he is a slender guy and his goal was to get to 200 pounds. Mr. McNally is a big fellow and had the opposite goal: to lose weight. “Deflate” was a term they used to refer to losing weight.

Of course, that’s just Common Sense.

How can we be sure that “ball” wasn’t actually the common, everyday acronym for “battery accelerated lagoon lepeord”? This all just doesn’t add up

Also the Tom they were talking about is Thomas Paine. They are real Patriots after all.

“A pay day”

"Kinsman 'intentionally and unjustifiably' interfered with Winston's relationship with NFL teams"

The strange thing is that the water isn’t removed. In most cases you just store the water that would go where your house is so you can water your garden next to it.

Wait, are you serious? You realize that happens much too often, right? Hell, just last year in Europe a man literally killed his wife because she changed the channel while his favorite soccer team was playing. There are men in this world who will find any excuse to hurt women, and one of the problems in dealing with…

“There’s plenty of actually horrific stuff out there you can rightfully blow your top over”

You mean like people thinking that this ad is tone-deaf? You seem to be the most irate person here.

The “joke” is that he will injure her if she doesn’t do as he says. SO LIGHTHEARTED!

But leaping into a “HOLY SHIT THIS IS HORRIBLE, THE CAVS LOVE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!”

I know you thought this was a clever upending of the whole issue, but until women committing domestic abuse on men is anywhere near as epidemic as the other way around, you have no point.

I too feel that it’s about time men, especially white men, get their chance to be productive and successful.

Why would I laugh at a woman hitting a man over the head with a frying pan? (Seriously—if that’s your defense, you’ve got some legit issues to work on.)

You can think something is really dumb and not be super pissed about it. I don’t know why it’s one or the other.

You’re treading really close to MRA territory here, man. No one is “outraged” over this. It’s a stupid video. Especially considering how domestic violence seems to be so prevalent is sports right now.