Here is the sheet from the deadline article:

This is a good parody post, but I think it needs an Elon Musk namedrop or two to really nail the 4chan accuracy. 7/10 satire.

Maybe they have pantophobia do you think they have pantophobia?

If he followed that advice he wouldn’t have bought/attempted to buy/put in a ridiculously high offer/tried to renege on said offer/sue to get out of said offer in the first place.

What’s extremely dark is that this bullshit story has its origins in the fact that some schools have invested in ‘urine absorption crystals’ because during active shooter drills young children have needed to pee but they can’t leave their classroom until the end of the drill. They aren’t ‘litter boxes’ but teachers…

ah this takes me back to the various layoffs I have lived through...my favorite part of the process is when, after days or weeks of rumors, management talks happily to the employees like they’re parents preparing children for a divorce. “This may seem bad but it’s not, we’ll all be much happier afterwards, and your…

Ever since taking the helm, Musk has been desperately trying to figure out how to raise Twitter’s revenue while slashing costs.

The endgame probably wasn’t being considered. Originally he likely intended to run the enterprise legitimately, then he mismanaged the revenue and fell behind on the rents. That’s around the time the pandemic hit and he thought the rent moratorium was a godsend and he’d never have to pay back the the past due…

Other recommendations that might be more worth her time: LeGuin’s Wizard of Earthsea trilogy is an obvious one, Ann Leckie’s Ancillary series is really excellent, Dune was really good, too. Especially the first few. But if she likes good fiction, I would say Martin is not it. But that’s just my opinion.

that’s the new age outlaws theme...the rock has had many entrance musical choices...the most well known one is the one that starts with his voice saying “if you smell......what the rock is cooking” and then the instrumentals kick in

Current slate for movies is:

Yikes, you can see how shallow it is when she dives in. It looks like it’s only 1 or 2 cubes deep in a lot of places, no wonder people got seriously injured.

I’ve never been one to jump on the slideshow hate train, but this is absurd. Can’t you guys move the next and previous slide tabs out of the way so they don’t cover the content?

“You, alright?! I learned it by watching you!”

Hey, look at you! Actually posting a picture of the subject of this “article”!  You’re doing more work than the writers here!

“It’s Clem Fandango.  Can you hear me?”

So, when do we take card issuers to court over their exploitative fees and debt management? I unfortunately learned what happens to credit when you suddenly land flat on your face during the Pandemic.

Yes, the USB-C ports support charging. The review is currently updating with that info.

Nope. Get out of here with that “both are equally bad” bullshit.