I love Star Wars but I was never into the mysticism and fantasy aspect of it. This is why I like the current Star Wars shows as they made Jedi’s into samurais and everyone else into gunslingers.

It’s time for Satoshi Nakamoto to rise and lead us from this crypto winter.

“when their contracts run out on January 3, and in the meantime feeling unwanted at headquarters in San Francisco.”

Do they still offer free kambucha?

Allen was probably the only billionaire that liked spending his money on interesting endeavors.  Didn’t he own multiple sports teams and leagues?  

I have twitter but I don’t use it but about 6-8 months ago i started getting targeted notifications from my local municipality and police which i find to be very helpful and is now the only reason I go on there.

What’s worse was that the engineers probably worked on this 24/7, sleeping on the floor, muttering to themselves that this was not going to work. 

I wonder what the breakdown of which departments were affected. I would assume pretty much all of AR/VR would be let go then trickle down to other departments due to lower ad revenue.

This reminds me the time I bought my first car while living in Australia and the first time I filled up, I noticed these plastic rings in the gas tank and the nozzle wouldn’t fit into it. I got frustrated and tried to pull the rings out. then I just tried to pump gas into the tank even though the nozzle wasn’t all the…

They are announcing all these cool directors but what they really need to do is announce who’s the Feige that Feige will report to.  

I can’t wait when he comes up with the idea of charging a cleaning fee.

Plot twist: It was revealed that Peter Thiel was the one bankrolling the lawsuit against Pepsi.  

In this day and age, if I heard it was going to snow, I would work from home.  

Did anyone ever ask why there were so many fees recently? Or was the total price always the same but just broken up above and below the line to game the system?

They should come back as a contractor (with triple the salary rate) with overtime after 38hrs and bill them for everything (milage, tolls, client meals...).

They hired 37,000 people in 2020? That is just nuts!

This would really be ironic if the British diver calls Elon a pedo on twitter and then gets suspended.

“They are putting litter boxes in schools for people who identify as cats,” Boebert said,”

The odds would still be 1 in 30 million in my scenario regardless of how many people buy tickets. It just means that there is a possibility that someone else will have the same winning ticket but that doesn’t diminish or increase your odds of winning.

Lottery winnings should just be between $2-15 million with odds at 30 million to one. That way, someone would have a real shot at winning modest life-changing money and no one will bother you that you should do more for society like if you won $500mm. Also with the odds more than the jackpot, no one can buy every…