Banana?

This whole saga is like straight out of a WWE storyline where I’m rooting for Pete on Monday Night Raw but then we end up rooting for Kanye on WWE Smackdown then they team up on Summer Slam against Kris Jenner.

Out of all the Nic Cage hairdo, this is by far the best one yet.  Worse was probably ConAir.  

I haven’t tried cancelling my Prime membership but canceling and or returning stuff has been pretty easy. Just last week I forgot to cancel one of my Prime channels and there is literally a button that says (i’m paraphrasing) “renewed by mistake” and you get refunded.  

What do they do the rest of the day after driving around for three hours? I want their jobs.

You know when dining out, restaurants are able to seat couples on a waitlist faster than a family of 6. Ford should just send out those vehicles without those features to customers who actually want those vehicles. And when those particular chips come in, then fulfill those orders.  

For a sophmore stand alone Marvel movie, this feels like an Avengers: Infinity War level movie as opposed to the sequels of all the other Marvel movies (which some of them were quite forgettable).

There should be  a DTV+ tier that has OAN but it costs $300 a month.  

It sounds like his plan would unravel on the third month. Was he planning on skipping town by then?

If it’s Putin’s, couldn’t they come aboard for reasons and check to see if it’s got military grade defenses?  I’m sure he’s got weapons on board.  

You could probably sue them now once they get on stage and talk about anything CRT (anti or otherwise).

You can get paid to protest?!? I’m pretty sure the commuters in DC are like “since I’m sitting in traffic, I might as well get paid”.

I can’t believe it came out 10 years ago as I thought it came out in the early 2000's.

I hope they do an episode on the origins on how Kenobi learned to do that voice that scares the sand people.  And another episode on how he got the name “Ben”.  

Hooray!!! Now I can now legally pirate Russian software.

I went from an 8 to a 2020 SE. I honestly don’t know what I’m missing or how my life will change if I went to a 13 or just stick with SE’s for the foreseeable future.  

I think there was also a naked woman in a bathtub scene. I missed what happened as I saw her walking away from the bathtub on a different level (as the immersive experience was on multiple floors).  

I ran into a bunch of kids a few years ago in Delaware and asked them to move their SUV up a bit at a gas station pit stop. They told me they couldn’t because their key fell out of the driver’s pocket after starting the car up in Connecticut. Only when they turned of the car to refuel did they find out they didn’t…

Did this feel like you had to do/see everything? Like you were going to miss out on something important? That would be my biggest anxiety.

I’d get this just so I could put the tin next to the tea tins at my brothers house next time we all get together for Thanksgiving. And put some of the condom discs in the box that holds his nespresso coffee discs