A spin off is something like having Family Matters from Perfect Strangers, right? or A Different World from the Cosby Show?

I guess the fast pass he bought from craigslist isn’t the real deal.  

Elf on the Shelf and gender reveal stunts are truly pointless. All I did was post a pic of my wife’s pregnant belly with “it’s a girl” written on there. That’s it.

For a new job, I recently had to prove for medical benefits my wife and child by providing: marriage certificate; birth certificate/adoption cert, and tax form claiming dependency.

He looks very punchable here

Why is Blizzard hiring government appointees and officials to help run a video game company?  Are there not any more candidates out there that is more of a perfect fit for the role?  A VP from any other game company to headhunt?

Why can’t these new car companies create a subsidiary and lease a franchise to them? And that subsidiary create the showrooms and the online presence? So when you order a car, it’s actually through the subsidiary and not through the OEM?

I’m surprised this article doesn’t have an update that he was caught because, I”m no CSI, but the dude left behind a car, he has a tattoo on his right arm, wearing the same blue shirt, and dropped trash (which would have his fingerprints) in the parking lot. 

What about the books on the bookshelves? Are they there for decoration or do they actually have a real use?

I’m pretty sure that SOHO loft is now a Whole Foods. 

If I was a betting man, I really would have thought the Alamo model would be the one people would flock to post pandemic. I get to eat, drink, and have an experience while watching a movie. Otherwise, I would just stay home and watch it on my big screen waiting 45 days before it’s out on streaming.

So, are we all in agreement that the essence of Vision that Wanda created will live in the white Vision that Haywood activated?

Soleil must have gotten so much celebrity capital out of Punky because if memory serves me, it was only on for like 2 seasons and a short lived Saturday morning cartoon. But somehow, it was a big event if Soleil from Punky guest stars on Saved by the Bell or something.

Yup. I could see why those twins were worth a BILLION dollars back in the day. 

If I was in a group chat with my neighbors and a reporter asked me a question, I wouldn’t lie because I don’t owe my neighbors anything. And I’m not a politician so a “no comment” wouldn’t even cross my mind.

Imagine trying to eat 300 pounds of fish. That’s like when I saw someone buy an ostrich egg from Whole Foods years ago and I’m like “really?!?”

Remember when he made fun of Michael J Fox for having Parkinson’s disease? I wonder who outlived who?

This sounds like an issue the Second Gentleman should take up as we have won the war on drugs, we have said “no” to sex and we are eating our vegetables.

I really don’t think Woods and Buick’s relationship with each other was ruinous. Woods was getting paid a few millions which is always nice and it wasn’t crazy money like the Nike sponsorship to go over his head. And Buick is an old man’s car. It made sense to get a great young golfer to sponsor your car in hopes it…

Are you allowed to have the steering wheel on the right side of the car in the US?