Pretty sure I heard my mom whisper that into the phone a few hours after my dad left to grab some smokes back on Father’s Day 1988.

They get one tie and think they’re too good for him now.

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

I hope they change it to the dedication to his grandma. Goes to show family is important.

If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.

“Guns aren’t the problem. Look at Chicago, where there are strict gun crimes!”

This isn’t a “Gamer” thing (though those still clinging to the Gamergate banner are likely worthy of your scorn)—it’s a feckless fucking asshat thing.

People who have power fantasies that play themselves out in murdering other people with a gun, when those people have no means of fighting back are exactly the kind of…

GLHF, where the tournament was held, is one of my favorite bars in town and run by just the best folks. This is so awful :(

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Ugh. Enough already with the damn “this person has done a lot of good, therefore they could never have done anything wrong” letters. I can understand it’s hard to accept that a friend or idol might not be who you thought they were but keep your thoughts to yourself.

Any cop/agent/stormtrooper who follows illegal and unconstitutional directives is committing a crime. It takes bravery to stand up to power and these cops who do not are cowardly fascists.

It’s no surprise that a guy who couldn’t read defenses also can’t read basic scientific facts.

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I hope this does like the Deadpool “test footage” and makes enough noise to jumpstart production. I have to think that’s the primary motivation for Fillion et al. to dump money into a short like this.

This guy would have been dead 12 different times if this happened in Florida.

Yes!  My first thought was that she was going for the camera.  Then I was like, “Where the hell is she going?” We soon found out...

Before I watched the video, I thought you were joking.

That was criminal-action-comedy movie role played to perfection