Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

He’s one of those famously intense actors who’s very low-key and relaxed in the interviews, or at least he was with Colbert recently. It’s kind of disorienting.

I fucking love this man.

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

And we patiently explain that harming the economic livelihood of people you disagree with isn’t a means of debate, it’s a form of coercion.

For all the conservatives talk of “freedumbs” and “land of the free”, anytime someone uses their “freedom of speech”, or “free market choice”, to stand up and tell them what they don’t want to hear, they sure do hate it and do everything in their power to punish them for it.

We need the name, employer & address of this klansman.

Like... not even the fact that these dipshits just cost the city a million goddamn dollars is enough to get them fired. You’d think the financial cost would light a fire somewhere, even if murdering unarmed people in broad daylight doesn’t.

Just when I was about to smile, you pull the rug out from upunder me. Only in America would these criminals with badges get to walk free.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

They are a testament to what public schools can produce if students have support at home and in well-funded schools.

She’s got resting derp face.

They heard “Chad” and assumed someone was talking about them.

Points for capitalization.

He died doing what he loved: eating shit publicly.

I don’t believe in god, but if I did I would say, “God bless these kids.”

Holy fuck, I did not realize Thanos actually had a helicopter. With his name on it. I sure hope that gets a reference in Infinity War.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!