The below is from an NPR interview of commentator Aaron Freeman: 

Last time i think it turned out to be a person too.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

As much as I hate the “prep time, can beat anyone!” master strategist take on Batman, this is so plausible and delightful, I’m cool with it.

No one, and I mean no one, went to see Pacific Rim to see Charlie Human (because that’s how bland he is). They want to see, in order:

Given how much I enjoyed Hook as a kid (and how watching it as an adult after Robin’s passing makes it impossible not to be emotional about it) I am totally in for this. The trailer alone gave me massive flashbacks about me as a kid being a huge Pooh fan... I’d completely forgotten.

Pooh sounded like Pooh so that is all that really matters.

He’s one of those famously intense actors who’s very low-key and relaxed in the interviews, or at least he was with Colbert recently. It’s kind of disorienting.

I fucking love this man.

It’s nice of Georgia to remove Atlanta from the running for Amazon HQ2.

And we patiently explain that harming the economic livelihood of people you disagree with isn’t a means of debate, it’s a form of coercion.

For all the conservatives talk of “freedumbs” and “land of the free”, anytime someone uses their “freedom of speech”, or “free market choice”, to stand up and tell them what they don’t want to hear, they sure do hate it and do everything in their power to punish them for it.

We need the name, employer & address of this klansman.

I love vague qualifiers like “pretty much everybody” in a technical report. It’s like getting a status report from the young field engineer on problems. Office, “how did it go today?” Field, “it’s all fucked up.” Office, “could you be more specific.”

Like... not even the fact that these dipshits just cost the city a million goddamn dollars is enough to get them fired. You’d think the financial cost would light a fire somewhere, even if murdering unarmed people in broad daylight doesn’t.

Just when I was about to smile, you pull the rug out from upunder me. Only in America would these criminals with badges get to walk free.

And I’ll raise you Cyber Promotions v. America Online

People should be able to watch and make their own judgments about the quality of video and what is true - NOT YouTube.

HE HATES THESE BOTTLES!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE BOTTLES!!!