Thank goodness we have experts in our legislative entities who can craft bills and articulate them like the good Dr. Humphrey. He’s gotta be an expert in the field. I guess women’s bodies are hosts. I bet he’s got great credentials. Man, It’s about time someone who earned a Phd in Biology from Johns Hopkins, has…

Not being sarcastic here. What is the difference between horseshit and bullshit? (Besides coming from different animals) Is horseshit considered what’s unfair in the world, and the lies we are told everyday is the bullshit?

“Sorry Mike, I’ve decided to change things up.”

“Well Sir, if you think that’s best for the country...”

“Yes I do...ah...here he is, I’d like to introduce you to the tremendous man who will be one heartbeat from the Presidency, meet Mr. James Dolan.”

STOP. Seriously. Whatever bubble you live in, pop it and join everyone in reality. Every 10 years when a census occurs, partisan politicians get to redraw congressional districts. When the GOP did it in 2010 during the Tea Party Movement, the drew them like the map above, in districts across the country,…

I do not understand this obsession with Beyoncé. Don’t get me wrong, I think she is a supremely talented artist, however, these people come to her defense when she doesn’t need defending. She is a grown ass woman how used her creativity as an outlet for some deeply personal issues. I’m fairly certain she doesn’t need…

I had the same thought. How is she this cultural icon embodying strength, independence, and charisma, yet she requires a legion to defend her on the internet? Does internet trolling provide catharsis for the BeyHive, because they subconsciously understand that their involvement in Beyoncé’s personal life has an…

You just found a way to make the prequels worthwhile. If only George had vision like you. Have a blessed day

I have to defend Cruz here. The man is a sitting US Senator. Have some respect. You can disagree with him on policy, but you need to show reverence to a man with the courage to stand up to a bigot like Trump. We will be worse for the wear without him in our political discourse.

Come on now. Kasich is a great man. He’s created a ton of jobs in Ohio, he loooooves pickles, he fears Jesus, and he is definitely not the Zodiac Killer.

I have a question. Actually, I have many questions. Why 51 bananas? Is your boyfriend a pedophile? Why not stop at 50 bananas? How can you consumer that much mushy food and not shit your pants after every sneeze? I have so many more...