Clearly they were ripping off Schitt’s Creek and did it wrong.

It sounds like the judge should try being a woman for a week. He might figure it out. I’m 58 years old. For the most part I look 58 years old. I’m physically disabled. Yesterday I was at Costco and got a hotdog when I was done shopping. I sat at the first table to eat, and parked my cart at the end of the table. A guy…

Redundant =/ incorrect though. It’s definitely a colloquialism, I’ll give you that, but a grammatically sound one.

There’s nothing grammatically incorrect about that sentence though...?

My grandmother is a huge nerd. She’s 77 now, but if you walked into her house without her there, you would think someone 40 years younger lived there. My mom was anti-prettymuchanythingpopcultureincludingvideogames while I was growing up. I never owned anything until the PS2 launched, which my dad bought without…

I wish we would shut the fuck up about white working class voters. They’re a lost cause and hell bent on voting against their own self-interest. We’ve had two Democratic Presidents when two consecutive terms without them, yet we’re obsessed with courting those five living Reagan Democrats. Those people will never vote…

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Maybe Eric Andre is more your thing? Many of his awkward interviews are the real deal.

“These kind of fake documentaries, or documentaries that mock the idea of documentaries themselves—I don’t know if there’s a better term for this—”

I found myself begrudgingly moved by all of this, as cynical as moments like these are, and as much as I’m generally disinclined to believe a word that’s said on the campaign trail.

I give this trolling 2/10. Not really clever or original but you tried.

Is... this sarcasm? I mean, it seems like it, but my detector didn’t go off like it should, sorry. If so then carry on. If not, are you honestly expecting kids to be the adults here? Because if you are, I’ve got some bad news for you...

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

1Password ftw!

How do you live without a heart?

You do, since you spent time clicking and commenting.

Sorry, but Antoni’s butt is very distracting.

Is it Sheev Palpatine of the Kennebunkport Palpatines, or his grand-nephew of the same name who lives in Washington Heights, where his family settled in shame after going into business with the Gungans?

Whenever Norm MacDonald comes up I take the chance to post the greatest joke ever...

lol