“You have to look at the president’s three tweets,” Conway said

Behold!

Still a missed opportunity to not call it Wii Smash

Yeah, so fuck you, too. Nobody cares about your hate-boner, bruh.

That’s not “tsunami imagery,” that’s a wave that is obviously inspired by Hokusai’s “The Great Wave off Kanegawa,” which is one of the most famous paintings of all time and practically iconic of the entire ukiyo-e genre.

White fragility makes racism perpetual

The White House’s official proposal would fund firearms training programs for school staff and strengthen criminal background and mental health checks.

There is a lot of fault in the stars they picked for this bit.

They were just pullin for their team.

“Fuck you I got mine” is a core GOP value.

Okay, seriously, what do Alex Moffat and Mikey Day have to do to become full cast members?

The legacy of MLK Jr for Trump’s America is that they all point to his National Holiday and say, “Look! You won! There’s no racism anymore, so quit your bitchin’, you lazy, uneducated welfare queen thugs.”

Or in 2018!

His favorite position is holding hands.

I had to look up “Canadian Tuxedo”

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

Our company had a summer event at the Schaumburg one a few years back. Food was way better than I expected. I’m on the event committee and was in charge of the drink tickets that day. You can imagine how that went.

I think this is about the only thing I want to see about Hillary from now on: she was railroaded by serial sexual harassers and had the deck stacked against her from the start. There are no other Hillary Clinton stories to tell at this point. We don’t get a weekly story about what Mitt Romney might have done…

I understand - barely - sort of - I guess - this notion that Hilary was A Liar, because for some people once you get caught in a lie you’re A Liar and if A Liar is running against someone else, these are the kinds of people who’ll clap their hands over their ears and say LA LA LA LA LA to prevent them from having to…

Perspective may vary, but I am not conflating all folks I speak of into the alt-right.