And the truth is revealed: the Tiny House Movement is just astroturfing by Big Home Catheter.

I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

Is her daughter named Chapstick

This petty AF but I don’t even care. -“I love that it’s all natural so I don’t ever have to worry about her putting it all over her face.” - The Elizabethans might have something to say about whether ‘natural’ means ‘safe’. *Coughleadfacepowdercough*

Okay, let’s be clear that she certainly should have taken the gloves off when she started talking to people and posing for photos after handing out food, but did you guys really only pull the images of her wearing gloves while she was handing out food and while they were eating (which mean she’d probably JUST been…

A *female celebrity* who we’re all supposed to hate because she’s not an Approved Feminist (TM) (see also: Taylor Swift.)

You should watch Cuckoo (it’s on Netflix). Andy Samberg is in the first season and it’s okay but not great, but Taylor replaces him for the rest of the series and he’s unexpectedly hilarious. The role is absolutely perfect for him.

Yikes.

This is nonsense. I remember seeing a documentary in the nineties about what happened to Amelia Earhart. She was kidnapped by aliens along with a bunch of other people, and taken to a planet on the other side of the galaxy. Then some other humans got lost in space and found Amelia Earhart after discovering a pickup…

Rob is terrible. Even worse than his sock collection...

#TeamNoOne

Documentary filmmaker here...why oh why didn’t they lock up the GD release forms? Your film lives and dies by those forms. Every project I work one, when there are releases involved, they get filed and stored securely off site. To prevent exactly this sort of thing from happening.

I just won a free wine tasting at my favorite winery cause I remembered how many signatures were on the Declaration of Independence.

Mowed the lawn, had a cheese and pickle sandwich with picked eggs and took a two hour nap with my son. Now we’re getting ready to enjoy some steaks with my parents with a nice ipa.

The sheer amount of support that Trump — adulterous, sacrilegious, philandering bigoted Trump — from right-wing American Christians just shows how morally bankrupt and empty modern US evangelical culture is. They’ve basically turned into an auxiliary of the Republican National Committee, with no consistent values or…

Godzilla = less destructive than Trump

“#RaisedRight”

I assume Eric said thank you out of relief that he and Ivanka get a short break from wiping things off Trump’s star.