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Reading this site on the phone is impossible. If it’s not the autoplay ads, its the ads on that stick to the top of articles but then follow your scroll downward so you can’t read the opening paragraph of the stupid thing you were there to read.

Yeah, a morbidly-obese woman, probably on insulin, decides to harass police officers over a fucking grilled-cheese sandwich.

Much like John Bolton’s book, Dump and his posse have done everything possible to ensure people will buy this book as well. I might even buy it myself. I would never buy Bolton’s book because fuck John Bolton, but Mary Trump isn’t a blood thirsty warpig to the best of my knowledge.

Those poor horses.

Finally the chickens have come home to roost.

This could only be more american if They accidentally shot each other and the protestors were arrested. 

Lawyer, huh? I would have guessed that he sells dental insurance. Man, you think you know people. Also, she’s going to kill someone holding the gun like that with her finger on the trigger. And would her have hurt to maybe put a little makeup on? Have some dignity. 

When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.”

Adopt stupid policies, win stupid prizes, Governor. And the worst part is, everything about this was predictable. We knew from China and Korea how the disease was spread, and how you beat that disease. We knew from China and Korea that by the time you knew that there was an outbreak in your city, that you already had

Dude, that is disgusting. Don’t piss on the dancefloor like that.

And Trump.  And Pence.  And Trump’s family, Tiffany and Barron excepted, unless they’ve done some nefarious shit I don’t know about. 

The House votes on D.C. statehood Friday and is expected to pass the “Democratic-majority chamber for the first time in history,” but Mitch-ass nigga Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has already vowed not to bring it to a vote.

Count Chocula is his black friend.

It is not weird but they will have to dress up and fight crime together. 

I went back and listened to the original interview you linked where she became a celeb. She is a copper-hulled, ocean going, weapons grade moron. To wit, this video, the one that got her fired, contained her condemnation of evangelical pastors who were supporting BLM. I’ve transcribed it, and excerpted it below:

Perfectly good replacements for Aunt Jemima and Ms. Butterworth:

The most dangerous place in New York has always been between Rudy Giuliani and a TV camera, so yes. He would be pimping the war on drugs while being visibly high on coke, or pimping the war on taxes while getting all his money from the government.

I’m surprised the Karl Malone impression hasn’t come up sooner. I distinctly remember watching that a few times back in the 90's...figured more people remembered that. I always thought he took that shit way over the line.