If anything, that’s a reason to storm the capital buildings, not because you can’t get a goddamn haircut

Yo, Bernie, WTF?

Now we all get to "Feel the Bern".

God damnit, Bernie. God damnit.

Guess who didn’t vote? Bernie Sanders. It would have passed if he could bother showing up and fucking voting for once.

Wait. You missed the important part. You know how it passed by only ONE vote, meaning only ONE more vote could have defeated it?

Yeah, but Lindsey Graham had better get his fainting couch ready for when they look into his search history.

Statistically, you probably didn’t bother to vote anyway.  

This failed by 1 vote.  Every Democrat who voted against this needs to be held to account, but Bernie Sanders having failed to cast a vote is the most conspicuous to me.  He may have a good reason, but shit, right now it looks like an inexcusable abandonment of pretty basic principles not to have bothered to vote!

Even in an emergency, such as a global pandemic, the president can’t circumvent Congress and postpone or cancel the general election.

The best part of this shit show was watching Rand Paul, he who had the virus, swam in the fucking pool that the senate uses and had to be quarantined, sitting there with no mask acting as smug as possible. Where was his fucking neighbor and an aluminum bat when you need it?

Jesus: “I’m not mad, Mike, just...disappointed. Obviously, we can’t allow you up here. Prince and Little Richard are having a concert later, and we can’t have you showing up and rolling your eyes the whole time. Go downstairs and think about what you’ve done.”

I think her harassment claim from Biden’s office stems from her getting asked to resign or else she’d be fired for writing bad checks. The story was a way to explain to those closest to her why she left her dream job in DC, imo.

Maybe we should also point out, since this is the actual end-game and saying otherwise is disingenuous at best:

She’s also a liar. She says she’s worried about “all my kids’ teachers,” but her kids don’t have teachers.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so. 

I was mulling this over, as well. Outside of straight up going “Whelp, ya’ll caught me!” and chortling evilly as he bolted from the room, I don’t really understand what Jez wanted from Biden. This was pretty much the only move to be expected.