Digress on, in fact, never stop digressing.....

Aussie what you did there....

I’m actually quite willing to bet that he is even WORSE than your worst case scenario. it’s absolutely within the realm of the possible that somewhere along the way, one (or more) of these women ended up permanently injured or even dead from this crap he’s been pulling for five(?) decades.

No.

Ice cold...but true.

(Internet hug)

LOVE you.

“Boswell then approached the second maid and grabbed her shoulder, but she ordered him to sit down.”

Hey, don’t forget the guy Clark handcuffed for shaking his head with disapproval at him in an airport. I’m not making that up.

Comment deserves 5000 more stars.

I know right? I put that shit ON LOOP.

Oh, I would’ve gone just for the chance to walk out.

I like you.

Wow. sometimes you think you just can’t love anyone anymore then you already do, and then you see something like this.

Bitch, I like the way you think!

this was one of his better segments. i mean, i didn’t laugh, it wasn’t funny, his delivery was awful, the audience obviously wasn’t digging it, and the “black people always be late” trope is TIRED AS HELL, but still- one of his better segments.

(I see how weird that looks now, really though thank you you have no idea how much reading your post cheered me up.)

I love you and I want you to marry me.

(Clears throat),

oh, that’s good. that’s really good.