(Clears throat),

oh, that’s good. that’s really good.

I love you for this.

IVANKA’S BRA STRAP REALLY BUGGED ME.

To each their own, I ‘spose. It seems like CC has been saturating a lot of websites with clips from TDS and honestly, I’ve tried on TWO DOZEN OCCASIONS to make it through one in entirety and...no. Some of them have just been so amateurish as to be cringe-inducing.

Can they PLEASEPLEASEOHPLEASE shitcan Trevor Noah now? Yes, this is anger talking, but he is AWFUL.

HELL to the MOTHERFUCKING YES!

“Autumn.” For all the world, it looks like the word “Autumn” to me.

Can we digress from Queen Bee a little to talk about how sad it is that Trevor Noah has not improved- even marginally- in a year? Seriously, every clip of his I watch, it’s like playing a staring contest where I win ever time. Not so much as a chuckle.

Myrtle Beach is proud of you, Nancy. (no sarcasm.)

UNC-Chapel Hill here, so- yeah.

Seriously: who the f*** cares what Marissa Mayer thinks about anything, ever?

Joined Kinja just because this needs more stars.