I need a full length music video of Mr. Frond dancing to “Groove Is In The Heart” ASAP.

This sounds like a Pitchfork review, in that it takes something that’s recognized as good and shits on it for something so trivial

Wait, why does Rafael’s dad look like Mic-

Yes, he raised up his gun, but they killed his dog. The feds aren’t the good guys here either.

The bad news : AV Club was finally bitten by the Kinja zombie

I’m surprised Nathan For You didn’t make this list, as it stands at my #1. (I’m guessing it was a timing issue.) That Finding Frances episode is something else.

America Ferrera will be old enough to run for president in 2020.

Republicans are evil pieces of shit who see sexual assault and pedophilia as a partisan issue. If you don’t vote against every Republican in 2018 you are betraying the United States of America and every single woman and child in your life.

Critics are very strange these days. I used to know a reviewer; he panned a dozen films. One of the directors found out about it... beat him up so bad he ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

Well, he’s an alcoholic in recovery. He’s done shitty things, and now he’s trying to be a better person. How you grade that is up to you.

They should hire Nathan to come up with a better system than Kinja

My favorite sadistic move in Mario Kart was when playing online and I already had enough points to win the series of races outright, I would go into last place, get a star, then just run into people and back up right into them for the entirety of the race.