Job creator giving money to make jobs. HAHAHAHA! Look at Kentucky who dropped taxes for job creators. Where did the money go? Into their pockets and it's leaving the state in poor condition. Making money is necessary and being uberliberal is bad but the opposite side of the coin is just as bad.

This is how you re-release a game. Some developers need to step up their 'game'.

Some folks might give a dismissive answer, like "it's all in your mind" or whatever, but sometimes one of the "natural flavors" or preservatives just meshes wrong with someone's system and creates a nightmare scenario—-I'm the same way with Domino's pepperoni, but only Domino's and only pepperoni.

End of the day, if someone wants to avoid a taxi and go with Uber, they will. Even if it means walking away from the airport to do so. Personally, I've had crappy experiences with taxis so I stay away with them and i'm sure other people feel the same way.

Wasn't referencing the comics, but the show. Tell you what though, if you take that over sized stick out of your ass I might consider your advice :).

Good for you. I realized from experience that the kids who take the advanced classes often just have the loudest parents. A friend who ended up with a PhD from MIT wasn't in advanced classes for most of middle and high school, mainly because her parents didn't have time to pester the administration about it. She…

I brutally murdered several prostitutes in the United Kingdom at the end of the 19th century. Coppers were too stupid to even consider someone from a hundred years in the future. Totally worth it, spawned a ton of great stories.

It's not an interesting story — we may or may not have come up with a name, added it to Wikipedia, and watched it grow (with little to no effort). It may or may not have been offhandedly referenced on The Colbert Report and later stated as a fact in an official YouTube video (oh wait those last two are verifiable…

Way back at the beginning, I asked the temp agency to put me into a more challenging position than just answering phones and delivering mail.

I often claim an allergy to chocolate, and sometimes to milk as well. Simply because people are ass holes and can't accept "I don't like it" as an answer.

I hated the taste of chicken as a child, but continuous pushing from family and peers through the beloved/dreaded phrase "You won't know if you like it, if you haven't tried it" made me come up with the lie, that I was allergic to poultry.

Eventually I thought I'd try it out and see if I liked it. Unfortunately my own…

All of my children are equal in my eyes. They have performed admirably in my service and I could not raise one above the rest.

Back in the days before mobile phones - I know, I'm old - when I was in high school... my folks had a phone in their bedroom, and I had a phone in my room. Same line, of course.

I told my coworkers that my car was in the shop when in fact it had been repossessed. That seems so mild compared to what I'm sure others will come up with.

that article is scheduled for tomorrow morning. Right after the how to fill a car with styrofoam beads because they parked wrong.

I scam charities for the Mystery Box.

"Get a Free Car with this Simple Wiring Trick"