Unless she was prepared a certain way, in which case he could have been through the wurst.

What if you want more than just the tip?

I mean, it’s like you threw it right down the middle for me.

Why is that weird? Nobody even claims that

Just ...wow, man. Mucho respect.

This has the chance to be the most famous blonde beard since Kelly Preston.

Baez plays for the Cubs.. your use of this cliched joke doesn’t really make any sense here.

I thought these two were part of the story.

This life long gamer will never understand it, either, if it’s any consolation prize.

I think most people lost interest at “shared from Compete”.

“Gary? Gary, where are you?!”

Id like to nominate her as “Americas Next Top Person Who Just Disappears Forever”.

Sorry, but this is not the case. I worked digitizing maps for the regional electrical utility and there was no rhyme or reason to the ID’s for the poles. This data has not been transferred to the 911 system.

Yeah, this is actually quite un-Browns of them.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

“Let’s cut Ball off there”

This is a weak-ass hot taek.

Are you gonna run this everyday forever?

Deadspin sure is trying to get that site up and running by cross posting apparently every freaking article. So is Compete a website for the guy who lives in his moms basement and plays video games every day? Haven’t bothered to click through but it seems like some people classify video games as a “sport”.

At least they were honest about the reason. In my house, it’s usually a “headache.”